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"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."- George Weasley (Or was it Fred?)
"Slytherin in posession...Flint with the Quaffle..passes Spinnet...passes Bell... hit hard in the face by a Bludger, hope it broke his nose...only joking, Professor...Slytherins score..oh no..."- Lee Jordan
"Mad? He's a genius! Best wizard in the world But he is a bit mad, yes. Potatoes, Harry?"-Percy Weasley
"I'm not Fred I'm George! Honestly! You call yourself our mother! you can't even tell I'm George! Only joking, I'm Fred!" -Fred
And we'll be needing a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher . . .Dear me, we do seem to run through them, don't we?"-Dumbledore
"You don't know how amazing it is to see Goyle thinking." -Ron(as Crabbe)
"At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in. they got in on pure talent."-Hermione Granger (Ouch! Nice!)
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" -Ron
"Well honestly... 'the fates have informed her'... who sets the exam? She does! What an amazing prediction!"-Hermione
"Noble men, working tirelessly to help a new generation of lawbreakers."-Fred Weasly
"HARRY THIS IS NO TIME TO BE A GENTLEMAN! KNOCK HER OFF HER BROOM IF YOU HAVE TO!"-Oliver Wood
"Of course I cant be in three places at once; Oh well, pass the marmalade"-Hermoine
"I still don't like your tone boy. If you can speak of your beatings in that casual way , they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough. Petunia I'd write if I where you. Make it clear that you approve the use of extreme force in this boy's case."-Aunt Marge
"Absolutely Spiffing!" -George Weasley
"Mum! How really corking to see you-!" -Fred Weasley
"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape a good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slime ball," -Peter Pettigrew
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor," -Sirius Black
"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."-Remus Lupin
"Mr. Prongs agress with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."-James Potter
"What was there to be gained by fighting the most evil wizard who has ever exisisted. Only Innocent lives Peter."- Sirius Black
"Pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours, Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you."-Harry Potter
"Ah, when two Neptunes appear in the sky a midget in glasses is being born."-Ron
"Twitchy little ferret, aren't you Malfoy?" - Hermione
"Er-" -Harry (he says that a lot doesn't he?)
"Okay...how's this for a theory. Krum attacked Crouch-no, wait for it- and then stunned himself!"-Ron
"I could've taken those mer-idiots any time I wanted."(Ron)"What were you going to do, snore at them?"- Hermione
"CONSTANT VIGILANCE!" -Moody
"Harry I've been thinking- you know what we've got to do, don't you? Straight away, the moment we get back to the castle?"(Hermione)"Yeah, give Ron a good kick up the- "- Harry
" What?" "Four? You lousy biased scumbag, you gave Krum ten!" - Ron
"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."-Ron
"Oh Professor, look! I think I've got an unaspected planet! Oooh, which one's that, professor?"(Lavender) "It's Uranus, my dear,"(Professor Trewlawney) "Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?" - Ron
"Myrtle! I'm - I'm not wearing anything!" - Harry
"So light a fire!"(Harry) "Yes--of course--but there's no wood!"(Hermione) "HAVE YOU GONE MAD?""ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?"-Ron
"JORDAN! ARE YOU BEING PAID TO ADVERTISE FIREBOLTS?..." -Minerva McGonagall
"We tried to shut him in a pyramid," ... "But Mum spotted us."-George Weasley
"I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again...and again...and again..."-Ron
"Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps it's brains."-Arthur Weasley
"Or he might have been sacked!"(Ron) "I mean, everyone hates him--" "Or maybe, he's waiting to hear why you two didn't arrive on the school train."-Snape
"Told me I've got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about you staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the snitch first. Honestly, the way she was yelling at me...you'd think I'd said something terrible." -Oliver Wood
"So--after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating..."(Lee Jordon) "Jordon!"(McGonagall) "I mean, after that open and revolting foul.."(Lee) "Jordon, I'm warning you!"(McGonagall) "All right, All right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor seeker, which could happen to anyone I'm sure..." (Lee)
"Oh, are you a prefect, Percy?" said one of the twins, with an air of great surprise. "You should have said something, we had no idea."
"Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it," said the other twin. "Once--"
"Or twice--"
"A minute--"
"All summer--"-Fred and George Weasley
... "But the things our lot have taken to enchanting, you wouldn't believe-" (Mr.Weasley) "LIKE CARS, FOR INSTANCE?" (Mrs. Weasley) "C-cars, Molly, dear?" (Mr. Weasley) "Yes, Arthur, cars." - Mrs. Weasley
"Harry?" said Mr. Weasley blankly. "Harry who?" He looked around, saw Harry, and jumped. "Good lord, is it Harry Potter? Very pleased to meet you, Ron's told us so much about-" - Mr. Weasley
"Dung," He muttered furiously, "great sizzling dragon bogies...frog brains...rat intestines..." Argus Filch
"Aha," he said vaguely, "We've won" And he fainted.- Harry
What, you reckon Slytherin's monster can duel?"- Ron
"Is Lockheart the smarmiest bloke you've ever met, or what?" -Ron
"Impaled upon your own sword Gildroy!" (Dumbledore) "Sword?" said Lockheart dimly. "Haven't got a sword. That boy has, though." He pointed to Harry. "He'll lend you one." -Lockheart
"Blimey" -Ron
"Hello," he said. "Odd sort of place, this, isn't it? Do you live here?"-Lockheart
"Am I a Professor?" said Lockheart in mild surprise. "Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?"- Lockheart
"Follow the spiders. "Follow the spiders." "If Hagrid ever gets out of Azkaban, I'll kill him."-Ron (COS Moive)
"I mean, what was the point of sending us in there?" "What have we found out?"- Ron (COS Movie)
"Bloody hell."- Ron (COS Movie)
"You'll pay for that one Malfoy. Eat! Slugs!!" -Ron (COS Movie)
"Bloody bird's a menace." -Ron (COS Movie)
"That's barbaric!" (Hermione) "That's wizard's Chess." -Ron (SS Movie)
"Wait a sec..." (Harry) "You understand right Harry? Once I make my move, the queen will take me. Then you're free, to check the king." (Ron) "Ron. No!" (Harry) "What is it?" (Hermione) "He's going to sacrifice himself" (Harry) "No! You can't! There must be a different way!" (Hermione) Ron looks at Hermione. "Do you want to stop Snape from getting that stone or what?" Ron looks back at Harry. "It's you that has to go on. Not me, not Hermione, you!"- Ron (SS Movie)
"Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?" inquired George, pulling a long and lethal-looking metal instrument from inside one of the Zonko's bags.
"Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this," said Fred.
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